Aug. 31st, 2011
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
Aug. 29th, 2011
<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
Aug. 27th, 2011
11:51 pm - Various artist (603247)
<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex
<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point
<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
Aug. 26th, 2011
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes
<hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down
<hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight
<helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner
<hakan> but theres moss on it
Aug. 25th, 2011
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
<Perforatorzzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.
<Perforatorzzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT"
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